Blog!ARU: Archive

Q. If I could be anywhere in the world where would I be now?
A. In a bubbling outdoor Jacuzzi in Iceland (the country, not the frozen food store!) with a nice bottle of chilled wine and excellent female company, waiting for a golden sunset and the stars to fade in.

As opposed to doing what I'm doing right now, which is pondering what I might find to scrape together to call dinner and whether or not I can be arsed to clean the bathroom.

On a completely unrelated note I seem to have forgotten how to make a cup of tea, which is ridiculous! There are 3 ingredients in a cup of my tea: hot water, a teabag and milk. Not particularly difficult to master one would think, but then over the last couple of days I've either drunk brown coloured water or treacle mixed with the soil you find at the bottom of bags of potatoes. In an effort to gain that beverage equillibrium I think I'll invest in a teapot, and given the current performance of the stockmarket, that'll probably be a wise investment as well.