Blog!ARU: Archive

Sifting through the small pile of mail I've acquired over the couple of days I've been away I notice a letter from the Student Loan Company, it's an annual statement. According to their calculations I now owe them the equivalent of a brand-new 3-door, 1-litre Toyota Yaris S, or 21,803 Mars bars™, or approximately 29 Indesit D63 dishwashers, or 564 copies of Enya's "The Celts" on CD. Crikey, that's an awful lot of Enya.