The Original Entry:
Exhale loudly through closed lips - brpbrpbrpbrpbrpbrpbrpbhhhhhh
A little bored. Stuffed with cold (that reminds me, I have a special offer on mucus at the moment - 50 pence a gallon, buyer collects.)
I'd like to find a big hill, walk to the top, and then shout something really surreal as loud as I can from it. Something perhaps like:
I think I'd feel a lot better, after that. Really.